Not Friendly. Do Not Touch. T-Shirt — Funny Unhinged Graphic Tee

This tee speaks with a blunt, dark-humored voice. The short, bold line — “Not friendly. Do not touch.” — sits front and center, a clear boundary delivered with a smirk. It’s for people who prefer honest signals over small talk: those who carry a private bubble, who like to keep their distance with style. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night bar runs, or while running errands when you want to limit interruptions. The medium-weight cotton holds the print crisply, and the clean crew neck keeps the silhouette familiar and wearable. It’s a quiet, wearable statement that reads like a one-line manifesto — sardonic, unapologetic, and strangely comforting to anyone who values their personal space.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps the back stable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tear-away label and crisp DTG/DTF prints for comfortable, long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean